annabeth and her giant tree best friend thalia because this is totally how it went shut up my word is law
make me choose: caroline forbes or buffy summer's puns
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
overheard while standing in line for a bus in nyc
THE DIGRESSION ON THE SEWER SEPTIC SYSTEM SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
WHY DOES ANYONE GO TO COLLEGE?! WHY DID I GO TO COLLEGE!?!? DO NOT FUCKING GO TO COLLEGE; BUY SOME GOD DAMNED LAND.